There are lots of things said about Vampiro that just aren't true. This page is out to disprove the most common of these untruths.
Vampiro can't really throw fireballs.
This is a bit of an obscure untruth, but it's still untrue. I spoke with Vampiro via super secret telepathy that only I, Vampiro, and a couple monkeys have learned, and he tells me he actually can. In fact, he not only THROWS fireballs, but he can also kick, juggle, and even stack them as well!
The infamous WSX fireball was tacky.
It only looked that way because
A. WSX is on a budget.
B. MTV insisted they digitalize it because their demographic is stupid, and after seeing it, they'd want to do it. They've tried putting warning labels on other stupid shows like Jackass, but the warning labels only made the idiots want to do it even more.
C. You suck, and need to stop thinking.
Vampiro's world famous coffin isn't really rigged to explode.
Have you tried sleeping in that coffin lately? Vampiro has that coffin rigged to explode on a regular basis. When he isn't exploding 6-Pac or Richard Bandarez or some other panzy, he tends to use this exploding mechanism as an alarm clock. Did I forget to mention he sleeps in that thing? Crap, now I got to update the bio page. Ah screw it, I'll do it later.
Vampiro isn't a vampire.
This is another lesser known accusation, but it's false none the less. We don't see him drink blood or turn into bats or any of that other super awesome vampire shit because the TV networks and promoters want people to think he's a human. When he's not on camera, he can be found at the local blood bank making a withdrawl, or just partaking in the local livestock.
Vampiro never won a fight with Mr. T.
This is especially untrue. Not only did Vampiro hand Mr. T his ass, but he did it faster than Chuck Norris handed the entire nation of Japan to China in 1603. Wonder why Mr. T is an incoherent babbling idiot? Probably because of that fiftyeth degree concussion he got.
Vampiro can't make American electronics work in European outlits without frying the device in question.
Bullshit! You're probably thinking of that faggot from Travelosity. He couldn't get American electronics to work in AMERICAN outlits. That's because unlike Vampiro, nombs are inferior creatures that just stand in your front lawn for no reason at all.
WCW crashed because of Vince Russo's shitty booking, and the infamous "Fingerpoke of Doom".
Well okay, Russo, Hogan, and Nash respectively had quite a bit to do with that, but the REAL reason WCW flopped was because there was no more Vampiro. Plus they thought Hulk Hogan could still carry a company.
Wrestling Society X was taken off the air because it was a shitty wrestling promotion.
YOU'RE A SHITTY WRESTLING PROMOTION!
The webmaster was paid to make this shit about Vampiro up.
Pff, I wish! If anything, I'm paying THEM!
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